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  • Text | 3 Years ago | steve
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    1. I wake up every morning with a big stiffy in my pants
    2. and I wonder if it wants to dance, and you're still soundly sleeping
    3. with no idea what's on my mind, as I'm grabbing your behind
    4. it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    5. I really think you should, really think you should, really think you should
    6. last night you said you were tired and you weren't really in the mood
    7. so you went and grabbed some food, now you're rested and digested
    8. so you really have no excuse and you better not hit the snooze!
    9. and truth be told I'm sleeping, and truth be told I'm lying
    10. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    11. wake up and have a toke, really think you should, really think you should
    12. take care of the problem that is right below my waist
    13. close your eyes, open your mouth, and have a taste.... it's my morning wood
    14. tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself,
    15. I hope he doesn't wake me again, I really really wanna sleep in,
    16. and truth be told I was tired, but truth be told I'm awake now
    17. when you feel my poke, its my morning wood, its my morning wood
    18. I swear it's not a joke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    19. whatever it takes for me to get you in the mood
    20. we might as well, were already in bed, and in the nude
    21. now you'll never see, what you could do to me
    22. leaving me with blue balls is such agony
    23. so be a good girl and give my sausage a whirl
    24. but don't go down too deep because you might just hurl
    25. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    26. try not to make you choke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    27. I swear I promise to return the favor soon
    28. I can hurry back, take a quick lunch break in the afternoon
    29. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
    30. go ahead and give it a stroke, really think you should, really think you should
    31. you should never leave me horny before I go to work
    32. my secretary's hot, and so is the new filing clerk
    33. take care of it so I won't be a jerk at work
    34. I'm not Weird Al, I think he sucks, my name's Steve Berke