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Text | 2 Years ago Thursday 4thof May | steve
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  1. I wake up every morning with a big stiffy in my pants
  2. and I wonder if it wants to dance, and you're still soundly sleeping
  3. with no idea what's on my mind, as I'm grabbing your behind
  4. it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  5. I really think you should, really think you should, really think you should
  6. last night you said you were tired and you weren't really in the mood
  7. so you went and grabbed some food, now you're rested and digested
  8. so you really have no excuse and you better not hit the snooze!
  9. and truth be told I'm sleeping, and truth be told I'm lying
  10. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  11. wake up and have a toke, really think you should, really think you should
  12. take care of the problem that is right below my waist
  13. close your eyes, open your mouth, and have a taste.... it's my morning wood
  14. tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself,
  15. I hope he doesn't wake me again, I really really wanna sleep in,
  16. and truth be told I was tired, but truth be told I'm awake now
  17. when you feel my poke, its my morning wood, its my morning wood
  18. I swear it's not a joke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  19. whatever it takes for me to get you in the mood
  20. we might as well, were already in bed, and in the nude
  21. now you'll never see, what you could do to me
  22. leaving me with blue balls is such agony
  23. so be a good girl and give my sausage a whirl
  24. but don't go down too deep because you might just hurl
  25. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  26. try not to make you choke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  27. I swear I promise to return the favor soon
  28. I can hurry back, take a quick lunch break in the afternoon
  29. when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
  30. go ahead and give it a stroke, really think you should, really think you should
  31. you should never leave me horny before I go to work
  32. my secretary's hot, and so is the new filing clerk
  33. take care of it so I won't be a jerk at work
  34. I'm not Weird Al, I think he sucks, my name's Steve Berke