I wake up every morning with a big stiffy in my pants
and I wonder if it wants to dance, and you're still soundly sleeping
with no idea what's on my mind, as I'm grabbing your behind
it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
I really think you should, really think you should, really think you should
last night you said you were tired and you weren't really in the mood
so you went and grabbed some food, now you're rested and digested
so you really have no excuse and you better not hit the snooze!
and truth be told I'm sleeping, and truth be told I'm lying
when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
wake up and have a toke, really think you should, really think you should
take care of the problem that is right below my waist
close your eyes, open your mouth, and have a taste.... it's my morning wood
tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself,
I hope he doesn't wake me again, I really really wanna sleep in,
and truth be told I was tired, but truth be told I'm awake now
when you feel my poke, its my morning wood, its my morning wood
I swear it's not a joke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
whatever it takes for me to get you in the mood
we might as well, were already in bed, and in the nude
now you'll never see, what you could do to me
leaving me with blue balls is such agony
so be a good girl and give my sausage a whirl
but don't go down too deep because you might just hurl
when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
try not to make you choke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
I swear I promise to return the favor soon
I can hurry back, take a quick lunch break in the afternoon
when you feel my poke, it's my morning wood, it's my morning wood
go ahead and give it a stroke, really think you should, really think you should
you should never leave me horny before I go to work
my secretary's hot, and so is the new filing clerk
take care of it so I won't be a jerk at work
I'm not Weird Al, I think he sucks, my name's Steve Berke


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